it is 4:12am eastern standard time... and i am awake

i am convinced that my sleep is dependent on my brain shutting up.

apparently today/yesterday, my brain is running quite an impressive monologue.

really?!? really, brain? NOW is the time you wish to be active?

you refuse to be active when i am calculating, job searching, attempting to be productive, or generally attempting to be a productive member of society.

note to self: work night shifts.

second note to self: terrible idea. night shifts are for doctors, retailers, truckers, and various other things that i should not be doing

really self?

third note to self: stop listening to your notes to self. you give yourself terrible advice... wait, that was a note... can it be trusted?

can one be a vampire for hire without being aggressively misogynistic, mormon, or consuming human blood? cause i think i could do that.

i'm packing and heading to disneyworld on monday. perhaps the cute ad with the little kids, specifically the little boy saying in a tone that could be compared to that of a fog horn in it's intonations: "but we're too excited to SLEEP."