yeah, i don't either. especially when it's 14 days of bleeding without dying.
dear body,
this situation is not working for me. i expect to be payed overtime. i accept checks. just make it out to me for services of being "freaking awesome."
seriously though, 2 weeks? in case you were testing anemic levels... they're totally normal.
better luck next time sucka!
ok but really. this whole bleeding thing, not cool. not cool at all.
fix it. or i will be forced to call in the troops. who are theses aforementioned "troops" you may ask? let's just say i've been reading up on "the art of war." should you be afraid? yup. should i be concerned that i'm detaching myself from my body? probably. will i bring it on hard core anyway? absolutely. does that make me awesome? i think so.
sincerely,
your mind
(you know, that part of you that controls stuff? yeah, that part.)
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