Welcome to a life of carefully contained chaos...

basically, i do not like technology, but i like words and stories, and sharing both.

so i only like technology when i'm feeling especially hypocritical.

apparently, this is one of those times.

so welcome to my little world of carefully contained chaos.

please clean up after yourself.

no, but seriously.

Sunday, August 1, 2010

i don't trust anything that can bleed for 7 days without dying...

yeah, i don't either. especially when it's 14 days of bleeding without dying.

dear body,

this situation is not working for me. i expect to be payed overtime. i accept checks. just make it out to me for services of being "freaking awesome."

seriously though, 2 weeks? in case you were testing anemic levels... they're totally normal.

better luck next time sucka!

ok but really. this whole bleeding thing, not cool. not cool at all.

fix it. or i will be forced to call in the troops. who are theses aforementioned "troops" you may ask? let's just say i've been reading up on "the art of war." should you be afraid? yup. should i be concerned that i'm detaching myself from my body? probably. will i bring it on hard core anyway? absolutely. does that make me awesome? i think so.

sincerely,

your mind

(you know, that part of you that controls stuff? yeah, that part.)

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