CA : cleaners anonymous

ok
i have a problem.
and i'm willing to admit it: i'm addicted to cleaning.
there. i said it.

ok, that's not really true.

i like things to BE clean. i don't actually like cleaning them. BUT if the room is not clean or things are not put in their carefully organized place... my eye twitches and my brain starts to collapse and i'm pretty sure i develop some form of "sailor mouth syndrome".

i'm also a vegetarian who hates the smell of meat. my roommates love them some meat. enter problem here.

SO, i've decided i need to get into an engineering program and create a cleaning robot. but not an AI one because i don't want it to have feelings. i do however want it to get rid of crumbs, clean the bathroom, kitchen, bedroom, hallway and living room. oh yeah, and i want it to automatically deodorize the smell of meat.

it should also probably have ninja skills. you know. so it could be durable. not because i think anyone eating meat needs a ninja to bust a move on them... because violence is wrong. against animals of the non-human variety. humans? fair game.

that was out loud wasn't it?

ok, i also want my cleaning ninja robot to create a verbal filter for me.

and GO!

well i guess i need to work on my time and space device because i am most definitely not an engineer and i do not have a cleaning, verbal filtering ninja robot.

blast. foiled again.