A Life of Carefully Contained Chaos

there was a request for:


Caveman (or troglodyte... i LOVE using that word) paleolithic era... none of this Flintstones malarkey)


VS


Astronaut

side note: i will use Fred Flintstone because he is funny... but the paleolithic era and the cretaceous period (dinosaurs for the kids at home) do not overlap.

caveman:

:astronaut

ignoring the fact that the fight would be a little difficult considering that the astronaut would also need a time machine (for you taylor, i do this), then i suppose it would go to the cavemen.

reasoning: they don't have flashy equipment to take with them on trips. i guess they could hunt in parties. but cavemen didn't eat if they didn't kill something. granted that was in a group setting, but still, it's possible living the life-style we do, if a caveman spoke our colonial devolved english, and said, "bring. it. astro-NOT." it's entirely possible, unless the astronaut was an ex navy seal/green beret/ranger, then it's more than likely his muscles have atrophied in space, so he's weak to begin with, and he has no weapons other than a suit that will impede his movements but likely not protect him from spears and the like. is he going to use the american flag as a weapon?

win: "caveman!"