Welcome to a life of carefully contained chaos...

basically, i do not like technology, but i like words and stories, and sharing both.

so i only like technology when i'm feeling especially hypocritical.

apparently, this is one of those times.

so welcome to my little world of carefully contained chaos.

please clean up after yourself.

no, but seriously.

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

as promised: Ninja VS. Robotic Godzilla! who will win?

so yeah, here we go into the land of awesomeness...



                                      here's robo godzilla in all of his epic glory:













                                                                     
and just for a general size:
here's a robo godzilla vs king kong
(with rockets being thrown to no avail. silly humans.)
















not looking so good for the ninja is it?
but let's not forget:
godzilla is a large robotic angry primal robot (i'm guessing here... i don't know if this version of robo godzilla has any sentience whatsoever... i'm going to say... not so much other than: SMASH!)

so here's our ninja:

 i know, right?!?


so let's keep in mind that ninjas are
1. trained killing machines.
2. very fast with both weapons and their deadly
trained bodies.
3. are sentient beings.
4. are trained to expect anything and everything
5. are much smaller than an enormous robotic godzilla.
6. have many skills
7. can probably disable crazy large monster so fast it would be silly to time it. 









<------robot














                        meet magnet------>











and even if the ninja couldn't find a super large magnet (cause this baby wouldn't do the trick... mass, magnetic pull, not nearly enough... he'd have to go to... off topic never mind.)
anyway, our ninja buddy could use his previously mentioned many skills to find the weakness, remove weakness, and bye bye robotic godzilla. 




so yeah:
the winner? NINJA! 

as if there were any doubt. c'mon son!

please leave any arguments or general comments in the very unclear box at the bottom of this page. i'm working on that... but i don't understand this lappy-tappy-writing-thingy-majig or whatever this machine is.

i'm learning. ok?

hope you learned a thing or two tonight.
ha!
you thought i was serious? 
wow, this group if gullible. 
hopefully you laughed, thought this was absurd/ridiculous/silly. 
either way, i'm happy. 

have a good one!


[(sorry about the whole "promising T-Rex and delivering ROBOT Godzilla'' but there was a ninja.... so that should count for half a T-Rex,) besides T-Rex? ninja win all the way!]

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