new stuff!!!

alright everyone...

new plan for this fun and not at all scary site... nope, not scary... at all. especially when i saw the pilot of "revolution"... which, as an archer, is pretty incredible. seriously though, watch that, doctor who, and arrow (when it comes out... although doctor who generally has nothing to do with archers, time and space, definitely, and yet, shockingly, not as many archers as there should be, either way it is streaming on netflix, as is firefly and the follow up movie, serenity, and dollhouse, WATCH THEM!)

ok. so instead of single posts... "one offs", if you will,

i'm going in a different direction.

from now on, i'm doing a mini-series.

SO, first up: not sure yet. but the deal is, you have to check the site to see what happens next.

so, before you read anymore of this, do this:

SAVE THIS SITE TO YOUR BROWSER

i'll wait. 

y'all good? saved? a life of carefully contained chaos? 

you have it?

yes you.

no, not you doug or ellen, 

the rest of you,

saved it yet?

yeah?

you do?

i will wait all day if i have to.

ok. 

that should have been enough time. 

it's really a matter of dragging and dropping.

easy stuff. 

cool. 

alright. back to the point. (which is now on the left side... keep up!)

they will all be short trilogies.

the catch?

drum roll please? no? oh right. internet. you can't hear me...

fine. no drum roll. stupid interweb.

here we go: a different genre each time.

here's a "for example": the first trilogy might be horror, 

next one might be romance, 

followed by a thriller, 

romance,

action,

mystery,

and maybe something steampunk,

or who knows... 

(no, seriously, your guess is literally as good as mine. no, totally not kidding.)

maybe i'll do a fan fiction bit... like doctor who. an Egyptian goddess let loose on the orient express (which they alluded to, but never did!)

maybe i'll do a vampire story, zombie story, 

something of that nature since i'm writing my murder mystery right now. 

it's beginning to have an impact on my sanity, so bear with me, please. 

so

there you have it

a new reason to keep me in your browser and definitely check in. 

it'll be worth your while...

i promise :)

alright, since i used a smiley face while writing... that means it's time to hit the proverbial hay (which is a terrible bed, speaking hygiene alone... i mean, seriously...)

so, 

come on back. 

i never break a promise, unless i'm in the hospital or something
(those of you who know me, know what i mean...)

alright ladies and gents

tell your friends!

believe me, it'll be a fun ride. 

hopefully for both of us.

also

tell them to follow me,

it's silly, 

but it helps.

think of it as a trial run for my book 

also, all of this is in fact copywrited...steal it and i will send a team of armed monkeys to TAKE YOU DOWN!!! and monkeys mean business, who do you think came up with the term "monkey business"? clearly they are an entrepreneurial species.

in all seriousness, lawyers are real... and if you steal my stuff, i will send them after you.

but mostly, it's just not nice!

later all! 

pass on some happiness to the next person you see

it's just good karma, 

plus! you'll feel better afterwards

unless you're a sociopath, psychopath, or dead inside, 

in which case, 

please don't hit on me.