1. you can order "human centipede" on OnDemand. don't google it. don't check the trailer. just avoid it at all costs if you ever want to sleep soundly ever again.
no, but seriously. just don't. i know this makes you want to, because a faceless voice over the internet is telling you not to, but this isn't one of those times where "don't" means "you totally should!" this is a case where "don't" means "no really, don't do it. seriously."
again, don't. really. your future self on an alternate dimensional timeline thanks you. because they didn't listen and watched it and now they will never sleep ever again. but it's ok because they are comforted by the fact that the you in this reality listened.
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that's it. it's number one out of one for a reason.
